Posted in rant on Mar 1st, 2010 No Comments »
Let me get this straight.
I meet a guy. Tall, attractive, charismatic, accomplished and hard-working. So much so, that I’m looking for flaws. There has to be at least one. I have a track record for picking … Well, let’s just say that I’ve chosen unwisely in the past.
And then he said something. I don’t even [...]
Posted in inner space, rant on Feb 26th, 2010 No Comments »
I remember …
I had a conversation recently with someone. We were discussing how we consciously chose “other blackness.” I don’t know what to call it. Other blackness seems stupid, but maybe you’ve got a better term for it.
Posted in inner space, rant on Mar 15th, 2009 No Comments »
i’m ever so leery of advocates. “representatives” frighten me. it is my firm belief that something is lost in the translation when someone else is speaking for you.
Posted in inner space, rant on Dec 22nd, 2008 Comments Off
there is a woman at the shelter where i’m staying who is working on building her business. and she’s a complete dyke. a butch. one of those lesbians who never wear dresses. and if her shoe has a heel, it also has a steel toe. anyway. i was thoroughly enjoying talking with her. in the [...]
Posted in rant on Nov 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
Posted in rant on Sep 4th, 2008 No Comments »
I knew a black person once who had absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in her kitchen sink. She was a crackhead.
I know a white person who has absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in his kitchen sink. He is clean and sober.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Posted in inner space, rant on Aug 20th, 2008 No Comments »
I’m listening to the unabridged audio of “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
This is what baptism should feel like.
Posted in rant on Jan 16th, 2008 No Comments »
Where were we? Oh yes, my incredible life.
I turned down the job offer. It seemed like an excellent opportunity at first. Then I looked a little deeper and realized the people I would be working with were stuck. Seriously stuck.
My coworker had a storage place full of stuff she wasn’t using. When I went to [...]
Posted in rant on May 19th, 2007 No Comments »
So this guy is telling me that one of the results of breaking his back was that he now suffers from a constant erection. He’s had surgeries which alleviated, but not cured, the situation.
???
Out of all the come-on lines I’ve heard, this has to rank as one of the most incredibly stupid ones I’ve heard. [...]