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I guess you can throw a rock at an Israeli soldier and possibly not get killed.
Not a good idea to do that in the United States. And especially not Texas. The nice thing about throwing rocks at police in Texas is that it’s not New York. The police will just shoot you in Texas. In [...]

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Let me get this straight.
I meet a guy. Tall, attractive, charismatic, accomplished and hard-working. So much so, that I’m looking for flaws. There has to be at least one. I have a track record for picking … Well, let’s just say that I’ve chosen unwisely in the past.
And then he said something. I don’t even [...]

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oreo fucking cookie

I remember …
I had a conversation recently with someone. We were discussing how we consciously chose “other blackness.” I don’t know what to call it. Other blackness seems stupid, but maybe you’ve got a better term for it.

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i can’t stop laughing

Thank you, anonymous craigslist poster!
See the original post (if it’s still there), or read below:
I will kick you in the nuts. For free. (53rd & 3rd)

At my anger management class, I was told that:
- Volunteering makes you feel needed.
- Volunteering can lead to learning new skills.
- Volunteering can help you deal with some of [...]

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people pleasing

i am an extreme people pleaser. and i am at a loss as to why the hell this would be. few people who know me would think i ever have a problem saying no. ever.
but something weird is happening. i am running into people at the places i go to get online. and with a [...]

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i’m ever so leery of advocates. “representatives” frighten me. it is my firm belief that something is lost in the translation when someone else is speaking for you.

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exit interviews

there is a woman at the shelter where i’m staying who is working on building her business. and she’s a complete dyke. a butch. one of those lesbians who never wear dresses. and if her shoe has a heel, it also has a steel toe. anyway. i was thoroughly enjoying talking with her. in the [...]

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i want one

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I knew a black person once who had absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in her kitchen sink. She was a crackhead.
I know a white person who has absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in his kitchen sink. He is clean and sober.
What’s wrong with this picture?

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lourdes

I’m listening to the unabridged audio of “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
This is what baptism should feel like.

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you can jump into the fire

Where were we? Oh yes, my incredible life.
I turned down the job offer. It seemed like an excellent opportunity at first. Then I looked a little deeper and realized the people I would be working with were stuck. Seriously stuck.
My coworker had a storage place full of stuff she wasn’t using. When I went to [...]

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