Posted in rant on Sep 4th, 2008 No Comments »
I knew a black person once who had absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in her kitchen sink. She was a crackhead.
I know a white person who has absolutely no problems or qualms about using a bathroom plunger in his kitchen sink. He is clean and sober.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Posted in inner space, rant on Aug 20th, 2008 No Comments »
I’m listening to the unabridged audio of “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
This is what baptism should feel like.
Posted in rant on Jan 16th, 2008 No Comments »
Where were we? Oh yes, my incredible life.
I turned down the job offer. It seemed like an excellent opportunity at first. Then I looked a little deeper and realized the people I would be working with were stuck. Seriously stuck.
My coworker had a storage place full of stuff she wasn’t using. When I went to [...]
Posted in rant on May 19th, 2007 No Comments »
So this guy is telling me that one of the results of breaking his back was that he now suffers from a constant erection. He’s had surgeries which alleviated, but not cured, the situation.
???
Out of all the come-on lines I’ve heard, this has to rank as one of the most incredibly stupid ones I’ve heard.